Post what Final Fantasy characters would never ever say. Ex.
Cloud: i'll kill you Sephiroth!!!
Sephiroth: *sniffle* what?
Cloud: oh, hey man, i didn't mean...
Sephiroth: *crying* you wanna kill me?
Cloud: well, you did kill Aeris...
Sephiroth: so? she didn't even like you for you!
Cloud: hey, you're right! forget her...
Sephiroth: that's right! let's go to the water park!
Cloud: sweet!